Post by zombachu on Oct 1, 2011 18:17:30 GMT -4
*Beep! Beep! Beep!*
Ugh, zombachu thought, 8 o'clock already? He rolled out of bed, onto the floor, which he fell asleep on again.
He woke up to violent shaking.
"Wake up!!! I've been waiting for you for forever!!!"
zombachu opened his eyes. Above him stood a Chimchar.
"Larry? What are you doing here-"
Then zombachu remembered that today was the day that he was going on the quest to go retrieve the yellow gemstone. The yellow gemstone, he was told, had the power to save the Pokemon world from the human group known as FAT ASS PAKMAN.
FAT ASS PAKMAN stands for Free Anarchy Tomorrow, After Someone EnSlaves Pokemon And Kills eM At oNce.
Yeah, they need help with their name. Anyways, their first mission was to come up with a name. Half-check. Their next goal is to enslave/capture Pokemon and kill them all. Their thinking is that Pokemon are mistakes of nature and that they should be eliminated. This led to a popular belief that all humans are bad. zombachu and a few other Pokemon know this not to be true.
"So? Are you ready yet?"
"Hold on. Let me gather my stuff, then Iʻll be going. Wait? How did you get in my house?"
"Um… I…"
"It doesn't matter now. Can you hand me that box behind you? Thanks."
Larry handed him the box and zombachu looked it over. Sleeping bag… Pillow… Toiletries… Laptop… Yup. Everything seemed to be there, except for food. zombachu and Larry went downstairs where the refrigerator and pantry was. He grabbed his wallet from the closet in the hallway, and they proceeded to the kitchen.
"If you can fit more stuff in your bag, can you help carry more food? You can never have too much."
"Sure."
The two stuffed all the food they could in their bag and box and headed for the door.
"Hold on. I need my CHEEEEEEESSSSEEEE!!!!"
zombachu quickly opened the door of the refrigerator and pushed a button on the ice dispenser. He swiftly stepped back as the refrigerator moved aside to reveal a secret walk-in meat locker, but oddly, it was full of only cheese. Larry had to hold his mouth, so it would't drop to the ground. This guy's an addict! He thought to himself. Then again, his random posts on Smogon about it should have warned him.
zombachu came out, oblivious to the cold with an armful of cheese. He set it on the island and pushed another button on the refrigeratorʻs ice dispenser. The meat locker disappeared behind it.
"How are you going to carry that?" Larry said, recovering from his shock.
"Oh, yeah…" zombachu took a flattened box of metal from under the counter and opened it. He put all his cheese into it, then he tapped on the top. The box slowly contracted, until it was no bigger than a fist. He easily slipped it into his bag. Larry's eyes were so wide that zombachu was sure they would explode.
"Maybe we should leave before you get a seizure."
"…"
They left the house and headed to McDonalds for breakfast.
Inside, all the tables and booths were full. They were about to step in line when a Cyndaquil and an Electabuzz confronted them.
"Hey! Hey!" the Cyndaquil said, "I heard you two were going to find the yellow gemstone!" A few curious Pokemon looked up from their food, but said nothing.
"Is that right?" zombachu asked.
"Yup!" the Electabuzz said, "And we wanna help you, if it's okay!"
"May I ask of your names first?"
"I'm known as 'The Tutor' because I have a wide variety of TMs and and my friend here, this little Cyndaquill is Typhlo!"
"I'll think about it.... Buy you breakfast?" Typhlo licked zombachu, which he took as a yes.
What will you order?
37 miles north in the next city over, another group was preparing for the same quest. In it consisted Wacky the Treeko, Ningildo the Larvitar, and Doritos the Charmander. At the moment, they were just leaving their houses.
"Hey, do you guys know where we're going?" Wacky asked, "I have a feeling we'll get lost if we don't have a map…"
"Don't worry," said Ningildo, the leader, "I have a portable GPS here. It has maps, satellite images, a texting app, even PvsZ!"
"Hey Einstein," said Doritos, "That's an Iphone 4 you got there. Not a GPS, though you can use it as one."
"Oh." Ningildo looked pretty embarrassed.
"So where are we going?" Wacky wanted to know quickly because the sooner they start their journey, the sooner he might level up.
"Well… We should consult the professor for ideas. The professor of that region was a Xatu, and a wise one too. He never spoke in straight sentences and always managed to make each one a rhyme or a riddle. Luckily, the professor made his home a couple blocks over, so the three didn't have to walk a lot to get there. When they finally got there, they found a sign on the door.
"Woah." The three looked like they saw a cow do the splits.
"Is he psychic?" asked Wacky.
"The type? Of course! Unless you're talking about the 'See into the future' kind, then I'm pretty sure he is. He's a Xatu!" said Ningildo.
"We should go thank him." suggested Doritos
"Yeah. We should also go ask him where we should look for the yellow gemstone too."
The three started to head off to Sunnyshore, but right outside their city, they ended up at a intersection. A patch of very tall grass started to shake. The three stepped back from it.
"What... What do you think it might be?" asked Wacky.
"I don't know," Ningildo replied, "Let's just hope it's friendly..." At that very moment, a yellow, tiger-like Pokemon jumped out and let off bolts of lightning from its body. The three started to retreat when it spoke.
"Don't be afraid! I'm just showing off my awesome lightning powers!" It flexed its body, and sparks danced across its fur. "From what I heard, you guys are going to retrieve the yellow gem, right?"
"Um," Doritos said, recovering from his shock, "That's right, Mr. Raikou."
"Aw, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you guys. I just got my stupid foot stuck in a vine in that grass there." He pointed to the spot where he came from. "You can call me Reven, though Mr. Raikou sounds pretty nice."
"So you want to join Mr. Raikou- Um. Err. Reven?" asked Ningildo, "We could use a legendary's help."
"HAH HAH HAH!" Reven laughed heartedly, "Legendary? Is that what they call us now? Boy, I wish! Us 'legendary' beasts are barely in class C!" The three looked confused. "Oh, that means that we are in one of the lower classes of the Pokemon that Mew created. I guess we are stronger then most, but we hardly compare to the mighty Arceus!" Thunder rumbled across the sky, like it agreed.
"So is it a 'yes'
zombachu's Note:[/hr]" Wacky asked eagerly.
"Sure! I haven't had much fun since the big debate 75 years ago, so this is a great opportunity!"
"You do know that we're doing this to save the Pokemon world from FAT ASS PAKMAN and not because we want to have fun, right?"
"..."
"Maybe we should go now, so he doesn't change his mind," whispered Doritos to Ningildo.
"Mr. Reven, we should leave as now so we can save- er, Have fun as soon as possible," prompted Ningildo.
"Yes! But which path should we take?" The four looked over the choices.
Path 1: Mainly grass, but flattened so it looks like a path
Path 2: Through a jungle
Path 3: Dotted with patches of tall grass, where untamed, wild Pokemon live and a sign that says "Route 222"
Path 4: Through a river
Which path will you choose?
Okay! I think I did poorly on this, as I made it more into a fan fiction sort of thing, instead of the quickly posted, RPG that DracoYoshi made. What that means is that every time I will make a new entry, it might take up to 48 hours +
Please comment and tell me if I have any spelling/grammar mistakes! Thanks!
Ugh, zombachu thought, 8 o'clock already? He rolled out of bed, onto the floor, which he fell asleep on again.
-----
He woke up to violent shaking.
"Wake up!!! I've been waiting for you for forever!!!"
zombachu opened his eyes. Above him stood a Chimchar.
"Larry? What are you doing here-"
Then zombachu remembered that today was the day that he was going on the quest to go retrieve the yellow gemstone. The yellow gemstone, he was told, had the power to save the Pokemon world from the human group known as FAT ASS PAKMAN.
FAT ASS PAKMAN stands for Free Anarchy Tomorrow, After Someone EnSlaves Pokemon And Kills eM At oNce.
Yeah, they need help with their name. Anyways, their first mission was to come up with a name. Half-check. Their next goal is to enslave/capture Pokemon and kill them all. Their thinking is that Pokemon are mistakes of nature and that they should be eliminated. This led to a popular belief that all humans are bad. zombachu and a few other Pokemon know this not to be true.
"So? Are you ready yet?"
"Hold on. Let me gather my stuff, then Iʻll be going. Wait? How did you get in my house?"
"Um… I…"
"It doesn't matter now. Can you hand me that box behind you? Thanks."
Larry handed him the box and zombachu looked it over. Sleeping bag… Pillow… Toiletries… Laptop… Yup. Everything seemed to be there, except for food. zombachu and Larry went downstairs where the refrigerator and pantry was. He grabbed his wallet from the closet in the hallway, and they proceeded to the kitchen.
"If you can fit more stuff in your bag, can you help carry more food? You can never have too much."
"Sure."
The two stuffed all the food they could in their bag and box and headed for the door.
"Hold on. I need my CHEEEEEEESSSSEEEE!!!!"
zombachu quickly opened the door of the refrigerator and pushed a button on the ice dispenser. He swiftly stepped back as the refrigerator moved aside to reveal a secret walk-in meat locker, but oddly, it was full of only cheese. Larry had to hold his mouth, so it would't drop to the ground. This guy's an addict! He thought to himself. Then again, his random posts on Smogon about it should have warned him.
zombachu came out, oblivious to the cold with an armful of cheese. He set it on the island and pushed another button on the refrigeratorʻs ice dispenser. The meat locker disappeared behind it.
"How are you going to carry that?" Larry said, recovering from his shock.
"Oh, yeah…" zombachu took a flattened box of metal from under the counter and opened it. He put all his cheese into it, then he tapped on the top. The box slowly contracted, until it was no bigger than a fist. He easily slipped it into his bag. Larry's eyes were so wide that zombachu was sure they would explode.
"Maybe we should leave before you get a seizure."
"…"
They left the house and headed to McDonalds for breakfast.
-----
Inside, all the tables and booths were full. They were about to step in line when a Cyndaquil and an Electabuzz confronted them.
"Hey! Hey!" the Cyndaquil said, "I heard you two were going to find the yellow gemstone!" A few curious Pokemon looked up from their food, but said nothing.
"Is that right?" zombachu asked.
"Yup!" the Electabuzz said, "And we wanna help you, if it's okay!"
"May I ask of your names first?"
"I'm known as 'The Tutor' because I have a wide variety of TMs and and my friend here, this little Cyndaquill is Typhlo!"
"I'll think about it.... Buy you breakfast?" Typhlo licked zombachu, which he took as a yes.
What will you order?
••••••••••
37 miles north in the next city over, another group was preparing for the same quest. In it consisted Wacky the Treeko, Ningildo the Larvitar, and Doritos the Charmander. At the moment, they were just leaving their houses.
"Hey, do you guys know where we're going?" Wacky asked, "I have a feeling we'll get lost if we don't have a map…"
"Don't worry," said Ningildo, the leader, "I have a portable GPS here. It has maps, satellite images, a texting app, even PvsZ!"
"Hey Einstein," said Doritos, "That's an Iphone 4 you got there. Not a GPS, though you can use it as one."
"Oh." Ningildo looked pretty embarrassed.
"So where are we going?" Wacky wanted to know quickly because the sooner they start their journey, the sooner he might level up.
"Well… We should consult the professor for ideas. The professor of that region was a Xatu, and a wise one too. He never spoke in straight sentences and always managed to make each one a rhyme or a riddle. Luckily, the professor made his home a couple blocks over, so the three didn't have to walk a lot to get there. When they finally got there, they found a sign on the door.
To young ones that may need me,
In the next city youʻll see thee,
Left here are three backpacks,
You'll find in here what in your current bags you lack
In the next city youʻll see thee,
Left here are three backpacks,
You'll find in here what in your current bags you lack
Signed,
Professor Xatu
Professor Xatu
"Woah." The three looked like they saw a cow do the splits.
"Is he psychic?" asked Wacky.
"The type? Of course! Unless you're talking about the 'See into the future' kind, then I'm pretty sure he is. He's a Xatu!" said Ningildo.
"We should go thank him." suggested Doritos
"Yeah. We should also go ask him where we should look for the yellow gemstone too."
The three started to head off to Sunnyshore, but right outside their city, they ended up at a intersection. A patch of very tall grass started to shake. The three stepped back from it.
"What... What do you think it might be?" asked Wacky.
"I don't know," Ningildo replied, "Let's just hope it's friendly..." At that very moment, a yellow, tiger-like Pokemon jumped out and let off bolts of lightning from its body. The three started to retreat when it spoke.
"Don't be afraid! I'm just showing off my awesome lightning powers!" It flexed its body, and sparks danced across its fur. "From what I heard, you guys are going to retrieve the yellow gem, right?"
"Um," Doritos said, recovering from his shock, "That's right, Mr. Raikou."
"Aw, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you guys. I just got my stupid foot stuck in a vine in that grass there." He pointed to the spot where he came from. "You can call me Reven, though Mr. Raikou sounds pretty nice."
"So you want to join Mr. Raikou- Um. Err. Reven?" asked Ningildo, "We could use a legendary's help."
"HAH HAH HAH!" Reven laughed heartedly, "Legendary? Is that what they call us now? Boy, I wish! Us 'legendary' beasts are barely in class C!" The three looked confused. "Oh, that means that we are in one of the lower classes of the Pokemon that Mew created. I guess we are stronger then most, but we hardly compare to the mighty Arceus!" Thunder rumbled across the sky, like it agreed.
"So is it a 'yes'
zombachu's Note:[/hr]" Wacky asked eagerly.
"Sure! I haven't had much fun since the big debate 75 years ago, so this is a great opportunity!"
"You do know that we're doing this to save the Pokemon world from FAT ASS PAKMAN and not because we want to have fun, right?"
"..."
"Maybe we should go now, so he doesn't change his mind," whispered Doritos to Ningildo.
"Mr. Reven, we should leave as now so we can save- er, Have fun as soon as possible," prompted Ningildo.
"Yes! But which path should we take?" The four looked over the choices.
Path 1: Mainly grass, but flattened so it looks like a path
Path 2: Through a jungle
Path 3: Dotted with patches of tall grass, where untamed, wild Pokemon live and a sign that says "Route 222"
Path 4: Through a river
Which path will you choose?
Okay! I think I did poorly on this, as I made it more into a fan fiction sort of thing, instead of the quickly posted, RPG that DracoYoshi made. What that means is that every time I will make a new entry, it might take up to 48 hours +
Please comment and tell me if I have any spelling/grammar mistakes! Thanks!