Being and idiot and wanting to rather hang out with girls than restore his deadly-low HP, Severus started to go to the beach resort, when zombachu pulled him back.
"Dude, hands off." Severus said.
"Do you see that?" zombachu replied, pointing at the lava, "That's lava. It's hot. And liquidy. And it comes from volcanos. And it's red. And it's-"
"WE GET IT!!!" everyone yelled.
"Oh." Severus took a careful step back. "Maybe I can swim in it, as I am a shark-based creature." Severus put a foot in. "Ow."
Severus: 37% Health (burned)
He took his foot out and put his other one in. "Ow."
Severus: 30% Health (burned)
This time, he tried soaking both legs in, trying to get used to the temperature. "Ow!"
Severus: 23% Health (burned)
"Ow!"
Severus: 17% Health (burned)
"Ow!"
Severus: 9% Health (burned)
Before he could get hurt any more, The Tutor and Wacky pulled him out. Severus's legs were charred and smelled of hot dogs. Subconsciously, zombachu slipped a hand into his backpack and started to bring out a ketchup bottle, when he realized what he was doing and brought out cheese instead. He wrapped the cheese in a paper towel and gave it to Severus.
"Use it as an ice pack. It does the same thing, except it works better on burns. And don't waste it after you're done. Put it on some bread and hold it over the lava to melt it."
Reluctantly, Severus put the cheese on his left leg. Instantly his burn went away.
"Huh." he said.
"Now let's go to the Pokemon Center." Shotgun Squirtle said.
"But what about the Togepi?" asked Ningildo.
"Yeah!" Typhlo agreed.
"Hold on." zombachu turned to the Togepi and shot a Thunderbolt at it, making it faint.
Ningildo and Typhlo started to tear up, along with almost everyone else. zombachu took out a Revive from his backpack and threw it at the Togepi. It exploded in a shower of sparkles and the Togepi immediately got up and started walking home.
"You see?" zombachu asked, "I didn't know what kind of status condition it had and I had no more healing items, so I healed it with a Revive."
Before anyone could punch him for hurting the Togepi, zombachu sprinted down the path to the Pokemon Center.
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"How may I help you?" asked the Chansey at the counter, "Do you want to be healed? If so, please pay $2000 dollars up front unless you have healthcare!"
Everyone's jaws dropped.
"I have healthcare." said OVERGRO.
"In that case," Chansey said cheerfully, "You have to pay an extra $1000 for your friends here!"
OVERGRO's jaw dropped again.
"Oh, wait." Chansey said, "That's for humans. Pokemon get free treatment!" the Chansey blushed.
The group facepalmed.
"Tee hee hee…"
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Once everyone was bandaged up and healed, the group went outside to see the town was on fire. Houses were destroyed and trees were burnt to a crisp. Fireballs hurtled through the air while Marills and other Water-types, firemen they group assumed, were shooting Hydro Pumps and Water Guns at the remaining property to keep them from catching on fire. Brutaka looked to his right and saw the reason havoc was everywhere. There was a Charizard and 2 Magmortars with red eyes attacking everything that moved and everything that did not move.
A group of small Pokemon (that were children) were armed with water balloons and water guns and was about to go commando on the fire types when the tallest one motioned to a tree. The group climbed up and crawled out on a branch that was right above the road where the fire types were coming. The Charizard saw them and shot a Flamethrower with deadly precision.
Battle number 3: Group vs. Charizard and 2 Magmortars
Enemy Charizard: 97% Health
Enemy Magmortars (x2): 98% Health
zombachu: 100% Health
Larry: 100% Health
Typhlo: 100% Health
The Tutor: 100% Health
Reven: 100% Health
Ningildo: 100% Health
Doritos: 100% Health
Wacky: 100% Health
Brutaka: 100% Health
OVERGRO: 100% Health
Shotgun: 100% Health
Severus: 100% Health
Sorry for being so late, but Christmas shopping and work and blah, blah, blah... (you know the drill)