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*Beep! Beep! Beep!* Ugh, zombachu thought, 8 o'clock already? He rolled out of bed, onto the floor, which he fell asleep on again.
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He woke up to violent shaking. "Wake up!!! I've been waiting for you for forever!!!" zombachu opened his eyes. Above him stood a Chimchar. "Larry? What are you doing here-" Then zombachu remembered that today was the day that he was going on the quest to go retrieve the yellow gemstone. The yellow gemstone, he was told, had the power to save the Pokemon world from the human group known as FAT ASS PAKMAN.
FAT ASS PAKMAN stands for Free Anarchy Tomorrow, After Someone EnSlaves Pokemon And Kills eM At oNce. Yeah, they need help with their name. Anyways, their first mission was to come up with a name. Half-check. Their next goal is to enslave/capture Pokemon and kill them all. Their thinking is that Pokemon are mistakes of nature and that they should be eliminated. This led to a popular belief that all humans are bad. zombachu and a few other Pokemon know this not to be true.
"So? Are you ready yet?" "Hold on. Let me gather my stuff, then Iʻll be going. Wait? How did you get in my house?" "Um… I…" "It doesn't matter now. Can you hand me that box behind you? Thanks." Larry handed him the box and zombachu looked it over. Sleeping bag… Pillow… Toiletries… Laptop… Yup. Everything seemed to be there, except for food. zombachu and Larry went downstairs where the refrigerator and pantry was. He grabbed his wallet from the closet in the hallway, and they proceeded to the kitchen. "If you can fit more stuff in your bag, can you help carry more food? You can never have too much." "Sure." The two stuffed all the food they could in their bag and box and headed for the door. "Hold on. I need my CHEEEEEEESSSSEEEE!!!!" zombachu quickly opened the door of the refrigerator and pushed a button on the ice dispenser. He swiftly stepped back as the refrigerator moved aside to reveal a secret walk-in meat locker, but oddly, it was full of only cheese. Larry had to hold his mouth, so it would't drop to the ground. This guy's an addict! He thought to himself. Then again, his random posts on Smogon about it should have warned him. zombachu came out, oblivious to the cold with an armful of cheese. He set it on the island and pushed another button on the refrigeratorʻs ice dispenser. The meat locker disappeared behind it. "How are you going to carry that?" Larry said, recovering from his shock. "Oh, yeah…" zombachu took a flattened box of metal from under the counter and opened it. He put all his cheese into it, then he tapped on the top. The box slowly contracted, until it was no bigger than a fist. He easily slipped it into his bag. Larry's eyes were so wide that zombachu was sure they would explode. "Maybe we should leave before you get a seizure." "…" They left the house and headed to McDonalds for breakfast.
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Inside, all the tables and booths were full. They were about to step in line when a Cyndaquil and an Electabuzz confronted them. "Hey! Hey!" the Cyndaquil said, "I heard you two were going to find the yellow gemstone!" A few curious Pokemon looked up from their food, but said nothing. "Is that right?" zombachu asked. "Yup!" the Electabuzz said, "And we wanna help you, if it's okay!" "May I ask of your names first?" "I'm known as 'The Tutor' because I have a wide variety of TMs and and my friend here, this little Cyndaquill is Typhlo!" "I'll think about it.... Buy you breakfast?" Typhlo licked zombachu, which he took as a yes. What will you order?
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37 miles north in the next city over, another group was preparing for the same quest. In it consisted Wacky the Treeko, Ningildo the Larvitar, and Doritos the Charmander. At the moment, they were just leaving their houses. "Hey, do you guys know where we're going?" Wacky asked, "I have a feeling we'll get lost if we don't have a map…" "Don't worry," said Ningildo, the leader, "I have a portable GPS here. It has maps, satellite images, a texting app, even PvsZ!" "Hey Einstein," said Doritos, "That's an Iphone 4 you got there. Not a GPS, though you can use it as one." "Oh." Ningildo looked pretty embarrassed. "So where are we going?" Wacky wanted to know quickly because the sooner they start their journey, the sooner he might level up. "Well… We should consult the professor for ideas. The professor of that region was a Xatu, and a wise one too. He never spoke in straight sentences and always managed to make each one a rhyme or a riddle. Luckily, the professor made his home a couple blocks over, so the three didn't have to walk a lot to get there. When they finally got there, they found a sign on the door.
To young ones that may need me, In the next city youʻll see thee, Left here are three backpacks, You'll find in here what in your current bags you lack
Signed, Professor Xatu
"Woah." The three looked like they saw a cow do the splits. "Is he psychic?" asked Wacky. "The type? Of course! Unless you're talking about the 'See into the future' kind, then I'm pretty sure he is. He's a Xatu!" said Ningildo. "We should go thank him." suggested Doritos "Yeah. We should also go ask him where we should look for the yellow gemstone too." The three started to head off to Sunnyshore, but right outside their city, they ended up at a intersection. A patch of very tall grass started to shake. The three stepped back from it. "What... What do you think it might be?" asked Wacky. "I don't know," Ningildo replied, "Let's just hope it's friendly..." At that very moment, a yellow, tiger-like Pokemon jumped out and let off bolts of lightning from its body. The three started to retreat when it spoke. "Don't be afraid! I'm just showing off my awesome lightning powers!" It flexed its body, and sparks danced across its fur. "From what I heard, you guys are going to retrieve the yellow gem, right?" "Um," Doritos said, recovering from his shock, "That's right, Mr. Raikou." "Aw, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you guys. I just got my stupid foot stuck in a vine in that grass there." He pointed to the spot where he came from. "You can call me Reven, though Mr. Raikou sounds pretty nice." "So you want to join Mr. Raikou- Um. Err. Reven?" asked Ningildo, "We could use a legendary's help." "HAH HAH HAH!" Reven laughed heartedly, "Legendary? Is that what they call us now? Boy, I wish! Us 'legendary' beasts are barely in class C!" The three looked confused. "Oh, that means that we are in one of the lower classes of the Pokemon that Mew created. I guess we are stronger then most, but we hardly compare to the mighty Arceus!" Thunder rumbled across the sky, like it agreed. "So is it a 'yes'?" Wacky asked eagerly. "Sure! I haven't had much fun since the big debate 75 years ago, so this is a great opportunity!" "You do know that we're doing this to save the Pokemon world from FAT ASS PAKMAN and not because we want to have fun, right?" "..." "Maybe we should go now, so he doesn't change his mind," whispered Doritos to Ningildo. "Mr. Reven, we should leave as now so we can save- er, Have fun as soon as possible," prompted Ningildo. "Yes! But which path should we take?" The four looked over the choices.
Path 1: Mainly grass, but flattened so it looks like a path Path 2: Through a jungle Path 3: Dotted with patches of tall grass, where untamed, wild Pokemon live and a sign that says "Route 222" Path 4: Through a river Which path will you choose?
Okay! I think I did poorly on this, as I made it more into a fan fiction sort of thing, instead of the quickly posted, RPG that DracoYoshi made. What that means is that every time I will make a new entry, it might take up to 48 hours + Please comment and tell me if I have any spelling/grammar mistakes! Thanks!
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Thanks! I'll start writing the next chapter tomorrow!
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I order a Big Mac with a thickshake and a mcflurry
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I'll order Big Mac w/ everything on it and a medium fries and a sprite.
"that'll be $5. Pull up to the next window please"
I felt like adding that randomness. And also does anyone know if doritos/Zambos will be here in team neutral?
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P.S. They don't have Big Macs for breakfast.
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Dangit!
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Yum.
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Well I want path 2 because me(treecko) will be awesome their.
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Zombachu, Typhlo, Larry, and The Tutor stepped in line and ordered. After discussing it for a little bit, zombachu spoke. "I'll get two- make that three Egg McMuffins, 1 Sausage McMuffin, 1 Hotcakes and Sausage, 1 Bacon Egg and Cheese Bagel, and..." zombachu stopped because he realized that Larry's order, a Big Mac, Shake, and Mcflurry were all unhealthy and not available during breakfast hours. "A nice salad for my friend here." zombachu pointed to Larry, who frowned at him. "Sorry sir, we don't serve salad during the morning. Though we do have some Apple Dippers here..." replied the Shinx who was behind the register. Larry looked hopeful. "Are you sure?" zombachu pointed to a Machoke carrying a batch of lettuce, carrots, and tomatoes. "Oh! Never mind." the Shinx rang up the order on the register and zombachu pulled out a wad of cash. "Woah. You've been holding out on me, buddy!" said Larry. "Oh, I never told you I invested in stocks?" zombachu reached out to grab the food, "Thanks," he told the Shinx. "That explains the high-tech cheese locker, kitchen, and security system - which I found out the hard way -." zombachu handed out the food to the 4 and they headed out. "Hold on," zombachu , being a b****, turned around and said, "YOU GUYS SHOULD CONSIDER SERVING BRUSSELS SPROUTS!!!" he turned back and quickly said, "Go, go, go!" the four ran out before an angry mob formed and pummeled them.
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After they got outside a reasonable distance, they caught their breath, Typhlo came up and licked zombachu. "Thanks for the breakfast! I could eat a mountain right now!" "Don't worry little one, I have plenty of food in my bag." replied zombachu, "You guys just enjoy your food." "Thanks again!" said The Tutor, "If you'd like, I can teach you some moves!" What move(s) should zombachu learn? (Note: all 3 members of my party can answer) Volt Tackle Quick Attack ThunderPunch Wish Dig Agility Dynamic Punch ••••••••••
Having a Rock/Ground on their team, the four crossed out Path 4, the river, from their options. While they were debating, a Porygon Z walked towards them from Path 4. He stopped abruptly when he saw who was there. "Is.. Is that the mighty Reven?" said the Porygon Z. "OVERGRO? Is that you?" "Yup, yup, yup! I've grown a lot since I was a Porygon in P2 labs!" "Yes you have! Would you like to come along on our journey to get the yellow gemstone?" "With… You? Of course!" "Great! These are my new friends, Wacky, Ningildo, and Doritos!" "Doritos?" OVERGRO scratched his head, "Like the chips?" Doritos took out a bag of said chips. "I guess so! Which path are you going to take?" "Well…" Ningildo said, "We're going to the next city over, Sunnyshore." "Then you don't want to go down THAT path," OVERGRO pointed to where he came from, "That one leads to a Pokemon Lab in the middle of a rainforest. Do you guys what anything to eat? I stole - um picked up some food while I was there. Here we go." He grunted then took off his camo backpack. When he opened it, he gasped. The other 4 crowded around it. Inside there was a Pachirisu with crumbs all over its face. "Wat aw U looking at?" it asked. "Well, wat aw U doing in my backpack?" "I smelled some cake in here, but all I found were nuts and some other rations…" Everyone else stared at him blankly. "Hey! Just because I'm a Pachirisu, doesn't mean I have to like nuts, do I?" Everybody shook their heads 'no'. "Humph. There you have it." "Whatʻs your name," Ningildo asked, "Cute little critte- AHHHH!!!!!" Then the Pachirisu shocked him with blue electricity. "First of all, NO ONE calls me cute. Not even that fat tiger-looking thing over there." He wagged a finger towards Revenʻs direction, and Reven frowned, "Second of all, my name is Brutaka. Third, I heard your conversation and I want to go too. Itʻs the least you can do for not having any cake in here…" "Hey," Ningildo complained, "You eavesdropped? Thatʻs not very nice- AHHHHH!!!!!! STOP SHOCKING ME!!!!" Brutaka sighed and jumped out of the bag. "I can tell this will be a long trip… Anyways, I have a friend who lives down that path," he pointed to path 3, "He lives very close to a big city. Not sure what itʻs called, but it has a lot of electricity being used." A smile grew on Reven's face, due to the fact that he heard 'lots of electricity'. The 4, excluding Reven who must have been thinking about the electricity, conferred for a couple minutes, then Wacky said, "It's our best chance, assuming that there's a city there and that since your friendʻs house is there, we could stop there for supplies and food." Brutaka scurried down the path and from about 50 feet away, he asked, "You coming to see Shotgun?" The with a big smile, he cotinued. The rest of the group followed at a normal pace.
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When they could just barely see a city on the horizon, they heard a scream and voltage. They hurried down the path and saw a Pokemon, Lucario, holding Brutaka in his left hand. Something looked different about this Lucario. It had fully red eyes!
Battle number one: Group B vs. Lucario Lucario: 100% Health Reven: 100% Health Ningildo: 100% Health Doritos: 100% Health Wacky: 100% Health Brutaka: Kicking and shooting random bolts of electricity like there's no tomorrow
Note: I will do battles more RPG style, for the sake of time. Sorry for taking so long, but I was busy on Sunday (not) and I had school these past couple days. As always, please comment, report grammar and spelling mistakes, and make your decisions! If thereʻs no decisions, thereʻs no story!
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